I once saw an advertisement for flowers in which a beautiful woman appears and says "Hey Guys it's not that complicated". I used to give flowers to a beautiful girlfriend of mine and she told me how much she appreciated them. That was the heyday of our relationship. We became engaged. Shortly thereafter she started having sex with a psychiatrist. Many months later she decided she preferred me to the psychiatrist and came back to me and stupid in love with her me let her. Many months later I bought her flowers again and she said to me with scorn "At least they're not cheap". That was the end of flowers for good. One day she disappeared and I found out later she was married. Today I'm married to someone else but I can't bring myself to give flowers to my wife. Guys it really is that complicated.
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