by Elyakim Haetzni
Arutz Sheva Israel National Radio

In This Article:
1. I Think I'm Normal
2. The Peace Inventory
3. Closing the Window of Opportunity
4. Conversations Overheard

I'm normal. Or at least I think I am. I take my cue from the fact that no
psychiatrist has yet recommended that I be put away in the nearest
institution. Even so, I sometimes think that I am indeed living in a
mental ward. Permit me to explain.

Yasser Arafat was unwilling to receive another 5% of Judea and Samaria
"free." He wanted in exchange, and received, a commitment from Israel that
the next Oslo withdrawal will include neighborhoods bordering Jerusalem,
namely, Abu Dis and El Azariya.

You might want to read the above paragraph a second time. If it seems
logical to you, you may be advised to undergo some psychiatric tests.

Assad, too, is not willing to receive the Golan "for nothing." In exchange
for Assad's agreement to accept the Golan, he is demanding - and will
probably receive - billions of dollars and modern military equipment for
the hopelessly outdated Syrian army.

If all this seems logical to you - call your psychiatrist.

Minister Chaim Ramon of Labor promises us the end of the "cycle of war"
after Israel withdraws from the Golan. For the record, the IDF presented
the Americans with the following "Peace Inventory": Tomahawk missiles,
Apache Helicopters, Hercules jets, hundreds of Hellfire missiles and AWACS
intelligence aircraft.

The list also includes: observation towers with high-power floodlights,
60-centimeter walls next to each home, the closing of the northern road for
the entire stretch of the Galilee panhandle to civilian traffic, and the
distribution of beepers and personal ammunition to each citizen.

People who live on the outside of the mental ward have always had a
slightly different perspective: we think that "the end of war" means less,
and not more, arms!

Israel has enjoyed almost 30 years of quiet in the Golan, as a result of
our sitting 60 kilometers from Damascus. But we are now told that "quiet"
is not enough, and that we also need "peace" - that which will bring the
Syrians back to the Golan, will modernize their army, and will solidify
their presence on our northern border. This has frightened the directors
of the mental ward, and they have asked the Americans
for even deadlier ammunition provided by the U.S. to the Syrians. Ladies
and gentlemen, welcome to the new Middle East arms race!

Fact: The Syrian army is old and tired. As a result, says the ward's
directors, "the window of opportunity has been now opened, and through it
we must toss the Golan, before that window of opportunity slams shut!"

Question: Along with the Golan, the Syrians are to receive American arms
of the type and amount that will transform the Syrian army into a major
power. According to the very logic of those running the psychiatric ward,
this means that the window of opportunity will have closed. If so - why
give up the Golan?

"Just think," yell the ward attendants, "a person can hop into his car in
Tel Aviv, and reach Paris via Damascus!" It's worthwhile noting that
residents of Paris have been able, for a long time now, to reach Tel Aviv
via Damascus. If so, why has not one of them jumped at this fantastic
travel opportunity?

The ward directorate says that we can take chances with the Golan, since
Assad can be trusted, and Syria honors its signed agreements. And yet, the
Golan deal would itself be a violation of one of Assad's commitments. It
would solidify Syria's occupation of Lebanon, thus violating the Ta'if
agreement, in which the Assad regime committed itself to leave Lebanon. Is
the belief of the ward that although Syria violates agreements it made with
the U.S. and the Arabs, it will honor treaties with the Jewish state?

A conversation overheard in the mental ward: "What good is Assad's
signature - isn't he sick and about to die? What will become of our peace
deal?" Their concerns were soon alleviated: "Don't worry," came the
answer. "Whose signature could be worse and less reliable? Assad has
violated every water agreement he ever signed with the Jordanians and the
Turks, and his cease-fire with us; slaughtered tens of thousands of his own
people; awarded a medal of honor to the soldier responsible for the
axe-murders of Israeli captives; provided refuge for Adolph Eichmann's
right-hand man, Alois Bruner; and murdered a major Druze leader as well as
Lebanese President Amin Jemayal. And this is only a partial list." The
listeners were comforted.

Experts hired by the psychiatric ward are looking for solutions for the
expected lack of water after Israel recognizes "Syrian rights" to Golan
water. One serious possibility being considered: Offer the Syrians water
from Turkey!

It is told that in Chelm, somebody removed the protective railing from the
local bridge. Carriages fell off and many people unfortunately died. But
the Chelmites found a way to rectify the situation: "Let's build a
hospital under the bridge!" In the mental ward, too, they are preparing
similar solutions for: the Jewish
population that is to be evacuated, the IDF which is to retreat, the new
arms race, the Palestinian refugees in Lebanon and Syria, the water
shortage, and the environmental and security problems. How comforting!

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Atty. Elyakim Haetzni, a former Knesset Member of the Techiyah party,
resides in Kiryat Arba. He authors a column in Yediot Acharonot, and
speaks weekly on Arutz-7.

Date: 1/14/00 4:49:35 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: (Arutz-7 Editor)

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